nova 🖤 @nova@starflower.space

trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly

hell hell

polycule is simply a concept created by nature to facilitate the transmission of signal sticker packs

all liquids are just juices

jinkus... pinkus

every time i drink coconut water im like “fuck yeah. yes. this is a good thing happening to me right now”

good luck trying to socially interact with me im behind seven hoodies

i need a girlfriend to set up network file sharing on linux for me it's too complicated and idk how

girlfriend judged me for wearing two hoodies so now im having doubts about the relationship

going in for the procedure where the doctor reaches in one ear and squeezes my brain in a fist whispering “stop that. stop it” until i become neurotypical

spotting a 5g enabled phone and leaping to cover it with my body like a grenade and protect my family from its deadly rays

also what the fuck it’s only been three months since i made that post??? it feels like a year

my ballot instructions indicate that i should use the hashtag #votingselfie

never bring a pikachu to a gun fight

well im sorry you don’t like it but that’s just the way we do meal cubes in this house. if you really don’t like it you can just make your own meal cube.

trees keep trying to grow in the forest but their trunks are dummy thicc and the sound of them falling keeps alerting the bears

yeah im getting the surgery (perfectly rectangular dick)

myspace tom (myspace trans mom)

oxidization is just vibing for metals

controlling our thoughts and actions in response to simple stimulus and then generating narrative explanations for why those decisions were made

the real markov bot was inside us all along