🌱 she/they pnw im gay i love trash
trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly
on one hand it sucks that i still have bad feelings but on the other hand it rules that none of the bad feelings i have now are due to a prison of my own making from which there is no escape
everything is bad but making someone you love happy is always worth it
pokemon is about what if you could keep your friends in little capture devices so they will never abandon you
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sexy totoro halloween costume
posting is the foundation of reality
im into toast as a concept
i had a lot of dreams for my life. and i did some of them and didn't do others. and i guess im gonna keep doing some of them. and give up on others. really makes you think
setting up a lewd.website -> facebook crossposting account
mastodon feature that automatically favs any post that you reply to before posting the reply
some parents want their kid to grow up to be a lawyer or a doctor or whatever. not me. i just want them to do one thing: pick up the weapon from my corpse and finish off god once and for all
babies are just small people
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according to two year old venusaur is “bulbasaur with teeth”
girlfriend won’t fav my flirts, rude
me: *makes some toast*
me (to baby): do you want some toast?
baby (screaming, distressed): NO!!!!
me: ...your toast is ready. do you want to eat it?
baby (happy, excited): yeah!!!!
excuse me. yes i have hobbies. *installs another app from the app store*
i just wanna be gay and look at phone but phone is dead and gender is a social construct
i miss how when i lived in olympia i could just be in nature whenever i wanted
flirt with my girlfriend
*a girl tries flirting with me using a C reference* here’s my number and the key to my apartment do you wanna get married
when in doubt cuddle girlfriend
hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.