🌱 she/they pnw im gay i love trash
trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly
baca babies are cute always (except if they are baby cops)
coinbaes
apps and gaming
me: have you seen this show
gf: yeah have you seen the movie
me: no, shouldnt i finish the show first
gf: well i think the movie is set in the middle cause he dies at the end so... wait did you say you havent seen the show
top ten cutest flirting and/or coping strategies
total domination and control over all aspects of individual life both public and private #girlboss
you see a post
im so fucking horny for domesticity rn
shoutout to @Moss for being the only one to even acknowledge that second post
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hey siri flush me out
duck duck go homekit bidet
important:
if you could flip a switch and not have adhd tomorrow: would you do it?
moving is not as stressful as divorcing but it’s also not nearly as fun
The laws of men and gods no longer bind me *i begin drinking chocolate milk straight from the 1 gallon jug*
petition to replace me with a cute goofy cat. i will be missed but its for the best
i have no lamp and i must see
lesbian sexting is where you just send heart emojis back and forth and take turns saying “babe i love you so much” until both of you are crying and then you go to bed
hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.