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i assumed this would go without saying but if you care about me at all please do not screenshot my jokes and post them elsewhere without asking. this is primarily a safety thing for me. if you think my posts are really funny just steal it and pretend like it's your joke

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anyone who is not a computer boy and wants to run a single user instance feel free to dm me and i'll help troubleshoot to the best of my ability. standing offer

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if i didn't reply to your text its because i exist within a chaotic maelstrom of ephemeral phenomena and sensory experiences where the only meaning or narrative continuity is that which arises in my own mind and also i forgot

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trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly

Tip: If you don't have a toilet you can just use the dishwasher

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does she... you know... have the zoomies?

Black hole = space bussy. You can fuck the universe

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its either that or charlie brown teacher sounds idk

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There's this really funny guy who always posts the best memes on facebook i think his name is Drill or something <-- what i imagine it sounds like to zoomers when im talking

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using 5g rays to break apart and digest my foes

im kind of like a plant in that you could put me in your house and forget to take care of me. however unlike a plant i will actively make the air quality in your house worse

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i never post trans memes unless they're really really good, so here is that good food for you all. it's just missing a jojo dude that tucks with a moby huge.

you: (not on record)
me: CAT
verdict: ACCEPTED

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my need to tocuh an old computer is moving from hyperfixation to feral rage

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hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.