nova 🖤 @nova@starflower.space

trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly

baca babies are cute always (except if they are baby cops)

coinbaes

apps and gaming

me: have you seen this show

gf: yeah have you seen the movie

me: no, shouldnt i finish the show first

gf: well i think the movie is set in the middle cause he dies at the end so... wait did you say you havent seen the show

top ten cutest flirting and/or coping strategies

total domination and control over all aspects of individual life both public and private #girlboss

you see a post

im so fucking horny for domesticity rn

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hey siri flush me out

duck duck go homekit bidet

important:

if you could flip a switch and not have adhd tomorrow: would you do it?

moving is not as stressful as divorcing but it’s also not nearly as fun

The laws of men and gods no longer bind me *i begin drinking chocolate milk straight from the 1 gallon jug*

petition to replace me with a cute goofy cat. i will be missed but its for the best

i have no lamp and i must see

lesbian sexting is where you just send heart emojis back and forth and take turns saying “babe i love you so much” until both of you are crying and then you go to bed