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trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly

i just want to go look at a sunset and smooch a girl that’s literally all im asking for.

took the kardashev test and got type 3, anyone know what this means

yes im a "creative". im a poet. just look at all these posts i made stop laughing

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my brain: what if u had a cute little g4 imac and u spent a week converting your entire life to use the imac as your main computer let's go look at ebay let's go i bet they're really cheap rn

under communism there's only one neurotransmitter and we all have to share.

killing hitler then using the last power crystal to find out what 9th wave ska is like

hrrrrrrnnnnngggg *my eyes slowly begin increasing in size*

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i keep all my sex toys in the same drawer as my power tools and it is a system that has worked out well for me so far

when u gotta stay 6 feet away from yr cutie and wear a mask that’s called datetente

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it doesn’t matter how long i’ve been dating someone, if i think about saying something mushy about them to them i always have this brief flash of “oh no but then they’ll know that i *like* like them”

picrews are the highest form of spiritual expression in this essay i will

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s single-user server! all accounts on here are alts of mine.