a slug is just a wet snake
@nova hmmmmmmmm 🤔
@snakeboy you can’t deny the truth
@nova Out here as a clothed snail shaming the nudist snails for their tradition-destroying antics... and also for eating all that winter cabbage I was saving.
@nova And you know they could get gig economy jobs if they really wanted to, instead of sponging off my hard work all the time.
Announcing my City Council run as the first pale female person who ever called the cops on a gaggle of garden slugs.
@nova oh that explains my visceral reaction to slugs
hello! this is nova’s single-user server! all accounts on here are alts of mine.