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- doesn’t understand fear or remorse
- zero respect for authority
- capable of growing up to 6x in size
- ability to regrow teeth
- scream that can stop a crowd in its tracks
- can learn new concepts or languages almost instantly

in short, do not fuck with babies

since posting this i have learned that childrens' neurochemistry differs so drastically from adults that if measured on that basis alone, they would qualify as a separate species. among other things, the mechanism in adults that serves to conserve energy does not exist in children which is why they run at 100% speed all day until they collapse from exhaustion and then do it again the next day

also they continuously have levels of dopamine and serotonin that can only be achieved in adults with strong prescription drugs and psychedelics

children are just tiny anarchists on acid and speed with no conception of risk and i think thats beautiful

have you ever tried convincing an overstimulated anarchist to consume a piece of broccoli?

@nova - Can't form memories, so can't be forced into testimony or confession

@nova I hear they can also spew acid and combine into a giant gestalt form.

@nova I've seen him live. I dropped like five beers in front of him and he never spoke to me again all night.

@nova Have you seen the teeth in their skulls??? TERRIFYING!

@nova can confirm. i feel like the times i relate best to my kids is when I'm really high and my meds are working right.

@June yeah i think when people say psychedelics make them feel "childlike" this is what they are referring to. they also increase neuroplasticity which is v high in children

@nova bringing up two little delightful monsters I can confirm this entire thread is true.

@nova my daughter studied psychology at A level and every time she did anything stupid she'd say "I can't help it, teen brains are wired different"

@nova Will hack your brain to make sure you do pretty much anything including sacrificing your own life to protect it.

@nova Babies are the most terrifying creatures on this planet.

@nova they don't regrow teeth. All your teeth are like, in your skull when you're born. I am not going to share photos because it's a tryptophobia trigger

@fubar can you dm them to me i wanna see the teeth

@nova Do an image search for baby skull teeth or something, they'll be there. :)

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