does anyone know any good life hacks

does anyone have any tips that doctors don’t want me to know

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@nova doctors arejust regular humans until their weird clothes.

@nova BMI is about as scientifically accurate as "You are what you eat" in that they're both lies.


@nova the way doctors identify eachother is via a secret handshake.
no one has time to look up registrations and IDs and qualifications, so this is what they agreed on.
it takes two semesters to learn, but if you can imitate it, you could very well pass as a doctor.


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Daniel Deronda said same things

@nova most of their credibility comes from power structures rather than knowledge. they have way less understanding than patients.

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@nova cook your eggs in the microwave for an instant mess

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