i saw a post once that was talking about how every sport can be boiled down to "get that man's balls" or "get that ball the fuck away from me" and there was also a third category i forgot but it was funny too. this post is about someone else's post i saw one time and can't really remember so i hope you enjoyed reading it
@nova@starflower.space Rollerderby is "stop that ball, but don't let it kill you", where the ball is the Jammer
Baseball's fine, football's rougher.🎵 Loudon Wainwright III
Basketballers are all tall.
But I like hockey, hockey's tougher.
You must play without a ball
@nova chess is "get that man's balls" except the king is the balls