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a truly sincere thank you to anyone who has ever taken a word i have said seriously

you can only call your girlfriend cute so many times before the cute meter maxes out and then you have to smooch

1990s: gas masks look sick as hell and i bet everyone is going to be wearing them in the dystopian future

2020s: yeah alright. how about we teargas you during a pandemic while the world burns

proposal: one week of summer every three months, winter is just december, and other than that it just switches straight from spring to autumn

can you believe there are people out there who don’t know how incredibly hot enbies are

list of guns 

- MP5 submachine gun
- MAS 36 rifle
- M1 carbine
- colt single action army revolver
- thompson submachine gun
- M1911 pistol
- FN P90

i have more than one set of opinions about anime subtitle files and this is just the life i lead


topping is when you sit on the edge of the bed eating a bag of chips while they lie there crying pitifully for you to pet them

girlfriend is simply a concept created by nature to facilitate the transmission of cat videos


the five elements are scary, sporty, baby, posh, and ginger. collect a girlfriend from each quintet to ascend

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.