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reassuring my date that im 100% indifferent to feet

society has progressed past the need for toes

original sin is when i wake up every morning and im forced to put clothes on my body

feel like a fake trans bc monster tastes gross to me

the only reason i have an extensive collection of vintage consoles and media? if you said to impress girls, well, you’re wrong. it’s to impress enbies

i only participate in esports to impress girls

god is pansexual. virgin joseph was written out of the bible

does anyone in seattle know any good queer parenting groups i can join on like facebook or whatever

parenting 

also they took a pair of old headphones and decided it was a stethoscope and now they’re going around putting it on things and saying β€œthe cat is very sick. the couch is very sick. the book is very sick. the cup of water is very sick.”

parenting 

i gave them a little digital camera and they ran around the apartment taking one picture per second yelling β€œcheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!”

im having feelings or an allergic reaction to dust mites idk which

doomscrolling actually sounds like an appealing option rn

every day i log onto this site and fail toot generation

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.