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skyscraper facts:

- they have skin
- they will outlive us

h-hey do you um... do you wanna um... well i was just thinking maybe we could hang out and uh... um... do you wanna deploy to kubernetes with me πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

consuming vasoconstricting stimulants just to not feel something

hyperreality is when i can type "tops need forehead kisses too" into a text box on the internet and then the next day go out to my front porch and there will be a box containing a coffee mug with those words printed on it and then everyone i interact with (video chat) will be forced to watch me drink out of it. this is a hell in which "escape" is not a meaningful concept.

i got 3 hours of sleep last night so this is the best time to post.

which i guess is the same thing but here's the difference: i would die for this cat

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usually with cats im like "oh, you're a ruthless predator that we made tiny and trapped inside a house and now when you make cute mews we give you protein chunks, sure, makes sense"

but with my cat its like "you are a black void of uncertain size and capricious whims, im not even sure you exist entirely within this plane of reality and how are you So fluffy please stop biting me i love you stop trying to eat me please i just want to pet"

talking through challenges in your relationship with your partner fucking rules. it owns. its sick as hell

having a nice morning, can't wait for the inevitable mood swing and night time anxiety πŸ₯°

a year+ on and this game is still giving me great relationship advice

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.