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"oh you should watch (x), it's really horny" πŸ˜’

"...but in a kinda fucked up way" πŸ‘€

put down the phone. enjoy the vibes. use a slow fourier transform.

*sees a pidgeon* wow
*sees a rat also* wow i wish i could put y'all in little orbs and make u fight...

im *cracking up* im going to *cant stop laughing* im checking in on foursquare

if corporations really wanted to support queer people they would change their logo to pink and black

sad girls club for all the babes crying their eyes out because their landlord is still alive and breathing

*passes u a note* would you murder jeff bezos, ceo of amazon dot com with me (circle one) y / n

straight people just watch anime once a year on their anniversary and thats it

gun 

ideal date: tuck me in at gunpoint and give me forehead kisses while issuing threats

*on the seattle polycule playground* yeah??? well!!!! my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend!!! so there!!!!

seductively doing nothing to indicate my interest

having a bad time and swearing off becoming neurotypical forever

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.