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the queen: So we can just use this "computer" to do wars and kill people, right? No one is ever going to try and do a bunch of gay shit with it?

Alan Turing: Oh... Yeah... Of course... (Heh heh heh)

my girlfriend looked at this thread and said "you're *usually* very funny on the internet"

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energy drink is actually the name of the scientist. you're thinking of monster's energy drink

im really glad i don't wear glasses because if i did my coworkers would see the hentai reflecting off my lenses as i scroll down the tl during the zoom call

i feel like this is the single most obvious joke a trans girl can make on the internet and yet i did it anyways

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reification is the marxist process by which all things are slowly transformed and eventually converge into ayanami rei

babe are you okay you haven't even touched your coffee drinkie

please don't ask me what any of my posts mean, i do not know

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.