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anyways i dont want the rest of the shirt. not my style. just the lapels

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honestly im not even sure what a lapel is. is it like a tassel

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idk what lapels are for other than getting grabbed by. no one has ever explained this to me

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really wishing i had lapels rn so a babe could grab me by them

changing my girlfriends' username to "milfluvr69" when they leave their computer unlocked

hot pink auto body gloss paint carbon fiber x200 running fully free and open source software *breathes heavily into the phone*

you know... life is like a trolley problem... if you think about it...

i have to be the most disgusting gremlin in this trolley problem

*presses my face against a pane of glass and whispers* bweh... *moments later the glass shatters and time freezes as the shards hang in midair*

it is 4:11 AM and i wish to kill the touch bar on my work laptop

im the sleepiest bitch who has ever lived. no one has ever been sleepier than me. u call that tired??? fite me

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Starflower Space

hello! this is nova’s private server. most of the accounts here are alts of mine, with a few exceptions for close friends.